So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
IM LITERALLY SO PISSED AT EVERY MAN WHO ACTS LIKE THEY CAN CONTROL A WOMANS RIGHTS AND CHOICES I HOPE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING COMES AND GRABS YOU BY UR EAR AND REMINDS YOU WHO FUCKING BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD
- Me: Awkward is an awkwardly spelled word
- Me: The word bed looks like a bed
- Me: Obnoxious is such an obnoxious sounding word
- Me: The "b" in subtle is really subtle
- Everybody Else: shut the fuck up
when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude
i feel sooooo confused about what i look like? am i fat am i skinny and i pretty or ugly i literally CAN’T TELL AT ALL. how i feel about my looks changes on a min to min basis and is mostly affected by my mood i am so confused what the HECK do i actually look like to u people. i feel like an alien in my body